Snoots

Throughout time, Dayans have developed an encoded vocabulary out of a necessity for privacy and brevity. Here begins its disclosure:

daya (dah - yah, n. or v. or both -an) - the planet inhabited by only two people, plus extended stay residents; covert indication that one made a false statement; covert method for saying “I love you” in a pinch - extremely rare and sacred

youtube (yoo - toob, v. -ing) - wasting time; choosing to spend one’s time on activities different than their own or society’s expections; watching http://youtube.com with someone one loves, or to demonstrate something one heard, or to demonstrate music that one heard, or simply to pass time